METRO MANILA FILM FESTIVAL 2014 TEASERS & POSTERS

VIOLATOR

Forgive me, Father, for I have seen…

In times like these, man is highly exposed to deaths and sin. We hear news about rapes, murders and corruptions as if it’s part of our daily habit. Zero-crime rate is as rare as a legendary pokémon and people are losing their faith in mankind. Probably most of you have asked yourself, “Is there a God?”

THAT THING CALLED TADHANA

This is a story of an iskandalosa meets a burgis

Let me tell you upfront that this is the HUGOT film of the year. Most chick-flicks revolve around the blossoming of love. Others focus in the moving on process. This ‘feelm’ tried to cross those boundaries and let everyone know that both of them can’t just happen on the same day. 

RED

♫ I’m sure they’d think again if they had a friend like Red ♫

Nowadays, the first expectation for local action films is that it has to be as action-packed as On The Job where there has to be shoot-outs, chase scenes and loosely-based on true story characters. Malupet din ito… pero hindi ito putang inang OTJ. 

HINDI SILA TATANDA

Warning: This review is full of shit

There are two types of people who will walk out and say positive things about the film. Those who truly appreciate its art, which I can’t mess with because they have their reasons, and those who are afraid to tell the truth because they might get mugged by a swarm of weed-smokers, meta-hipsters, critical thinkers and ultra-multiverse pretentious fucks. Well, I’m neither of them and I speak for the people who say that this shit is booooooooring!

ESPRIT DE CORPS

♫ Esprit de Corps, Esprit de Corps, Can’t hold it back anymore ♫

To tell you the truth, I’m quite a homophobe when it comes to this kind of film. As much as people are praising Quick Change, Kasal and other films with men-to-men nudity, I still didn’t see them. I love Maximo Oliveros and Rent but there was something inside of me that’s afraid of seeing gay films in a theatre. Because of the intriguing teaser and positive reviews from some of my friends, I finally went out and saw a gay-themed film on the big screen.

CINEMA ONE ORIGINALS 2014 SCHEDULE AND TEASERS

Here are the TENtries for the inTENse Cinema One Originals

Festival will run from November 9-18, 2014

BIG HERO 6

Ohayou Goodmorning-imasu!

Disney’s recent animated movies have a trend. Tangled then Wreck-It-Ralph then Frozen then this. While Wreck-It-Ralph is for gamers, Big Hero 6 are for the nerds, those who doesn’t have time to play videogames because they’re too busy experimenting stuffs and watching Big Bang Theory. It’s origin story is also for the comic book fans. Mixing things up with Marvel, this is the first action-packed Disney animation since The Incredibles but it didn’t fully commit to the two studios. It tried to mix them in a safe, crowd-pleasing way.

QCX 2014

Dreamers, achievers and Ka-Barbers. Five short films made up my first QCinema experience. Majority of the reviews will be in English but I also used some Filipino words to further express my thoughts. This won’t be in chronological order.

22 JUMP STREET

(A better love story than those sappy Nicholas Sparks movies)

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